Heart Smart You Say?

Since I pretty much offended all my co-writers for this blog (the ones who take the time to actually check in and read it, ha!) with my last post, I figure I better crack the whip on myself and get more posts out here since I may well be the only one writing from now on.

I've been meaning to post something about this one for sometime. My church has Wednesday night meals, and on Sunday's bulletin, there is the menu for the upcoming meals. They have a regular meal and then a "heart smart" meal. Usually the heart smart meal does seem to be what it claims to be. However, there are some weeks where it really baffles me. Take a look:


I reckon you can eat the fruit salad if you're that concerned about your heart. Perhaps this is a test by the church to weed out who is really trying to be healthy and who's just being a poser. There you have it folks, the Southern Baptist Heart Smart Menu.